Identity crisis
Me: “Jessica, can you say ‘My name is Jessica .. ?’ “
Jessica: “Schaap.”
Me: “Um - ok - can you say ‘My name is Jessica Schaap .. ?’ “
Jessica: “Ranae.”
Me: “Wow, you’re right! So, can you say ‘My name is Jessica Ranae Schaap .. ?’ “
Jessica: “No.”
