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Nothing for Halloween

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Nothing for Halloween

I honestly have no idea what’s going on tonight. I really don’t feel like dressing up. In fact, I really don’t feel like going to any parties.

In light of my not wanting to go I’ve come up with a couple costume ideas just in case I get asked to any more parties.

CABLE TV INSTALLER

I’ll just call the host and say I’m coming as a cable-TV installer. Then, don’t show up until a week after the party, at a time when the host isn’t home! Make sure I leave a pre-printed generic “Sorry we missed you” note!

MARIS

I’ll tell them I’m going to dress as Maris, the well-known wife of Dr. Miles Crain on “Fraiser.” As any regular viewer knows, Maris is never seen on the show!

INVISIBLE MAN

This one is obvious.

For awhile I was thinking about wrapping a bunch of aluminum foil around me and going as a baked potato but we ran out of aluminum foil.

Did you dress up or go to any parties?

posted on October 31, 2002 | 3:19 PM EST